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Josh Beckett and my dog are exactly alike. Oh. And I am out of fricking peeps.
Just got home. From an Easterrific Easter. Have whole box of peeps. Am most pleased at my present. Most pleased. I shall have one. Just one. You know. As a special reward for following the speed limit...
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Nick Swisher’s Hellickson nightmare. Oh. And the Braves want in the club…
At least we’re not alone. Our friends in pinstripes, always striving to be the center of all things attention, can’t stand it when the media is Boston-centric. So they’ve decided to apply themselves...
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Dustin Pedroia decides to play baseball. Oh. And everyone else decides to watch.
REALLY????? Dustin Pedroia was the only one playing tonight. I don’t know if you noticed. I noticed. Bobby V- did YOU notice? No. Kevin Youkilis got some hits (THANK GOD). And, honestly, with the...
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Coming out as a Soxzombie. This REALLY just happened to me.
So. Today I did something. It was a big something. And it’s something that I’ve been meaning to do for awhile. I just couldn’t keep living the double life. I have to be myself, you know? So I came out....
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Dear Bobby Valentine, About what you said regarding Kevin Youkilis…
So. Um. I’m ticked off. Instead of watching the game during my twenty minute break to walk the El, I’m talking to YOU, Bobby Valentine, in a way I have NEVER talked to one of our managers before. Not...
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Bobby V hits an iceberg. And that iceberg is my temper tantrum. Oh. Go Bruins!
Number 11? US watching the SKANKTASTIC series over the weekend. Those should be YOUR tears, Bobby Valentine!!!! I think I relate most to the Brad Pitt clip from “Legends of the Fall.” No. I couldn’t...
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Lauren meets Kevin Youkilis
I am in Durham and Kevin Youkilis is here and our eyes met and i might be hysterical. I just took a picture of Kevin Youkilis stretching…. Don’t worry. I took close ups with the other camera. I think...
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Seriously?
I have been drinking. You know how I am when I drink. This game is tragic. I mean… It is like that movie where all your friends tell you it sucks but it has that guy from Twilight in it. And, as much...
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I can’t sleep and it’s because of that blasted Youkbot.
ALEX RODRIGUEZ GIVES KEVIN YOUKILIS A THUMBS UP. I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. And Matt is not here. And I’m home alone. And there’s no one here to cheer me up. It’s like, 3 in the...
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